This week has or will entail the following:
Graduating from grad school;
Starting a new magical gov job;
Killing my car after getting new registration, new brakes, new tires, battery, filling up with gas and putting most of it on my Les Schwab account;
Learning you really, really cannot afford to forget to replace your timing belt cause they are not chains anymore and those bitches fuck shit up when they break;
Getting new hamster car with an amazeballs warranty sold to me by someone who is from my hometown and knows everyone I know…saving my life and new job whilst putting me further into debt and thus eating any extra money from my magical gov job I hoped to pay down previous debt with;
Realizing that not only does that awesome new car have blue tooth, it has satellite radio for three months and there is a PEARL JAM RADIO STATION!!!!! WHICH IS WHAT IT WAS ON WHEN I TEST DROVE IT!!!! I DIE! I DIE! FUCK YOU, EDDIE VEDDER!!!!;
Cementing my understanding of intention and how bad shit makes way for good shit;
Finalizing my final divorce;
Celebrating solstice in the way pagans intended *wink wink*;
Running away from home for 3 days;
and realizing how awesome my friends are.
It’s good to be king.