I wrote this in May, but it is presently needed again 😀
Dear sweet ancient baby alien space monkey, Jebus:
I am about to go to my interview for a job that could potentially lead me straight into a potential future I like, so I humbly ask:
- Please don’t let me sound like an idiot or a fraud.
- Please give me the magical Goddess inspired words to wow them.
- Please let my interviewers be part of the 50% who sees yellow as cheerful, not the 50% who are made anxious by it.
- Please let me get the right job if it is not this one, very quickly, in time to pay my stuff next month.
Humina-Humina, monkey dust, catholic mumbo jumbo, hoodoo voodoo, sacrificial animal of your choice, genuflection, crosses and rituals, dancing on one foot, spinning around, holding snakes, talking in tongues, holy water, smudge smoke, mecca lecca hi mecca hiney ho, and all that other sh*t.