This was a really funny blog from last year and since I didn’t have followers, no one but Nate read it. You should read it. Its amazeballs.
Christmas and the whole Christian story of the resurrection always makes me think of zombies. I read a lot about how to survive a zombie apocalypse….I found it highly suspect that the movie “Zombieland” began in Garland, Texas….The town where some of my deepest seated fears began. We moved there when I was really little and only lived there for approximately a year, maybe a year and a half but in that time I was:
- Electrocuted by crawling under my aunt’s bar and sticking keys into an electrical outlet;
- Attacked by red ants;
- Subsequently traumatized by being held down in an ice bath;
Told large black people were gorillas after going to the Dallas zoo and being shown the scary gorillas, when we lived in an apartment complex that I believe had 2 other white families besides us (oh yes, thanks passive aggressively racist family, you were my first lesson…
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