Rob Brezny is amazing

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This is the only whoroscope I find myself drawn to really; this week’s advice is interesting… I am most definitely one of those people who must trwead water, if I am doing nothing, I panic. I thrive on chaos and being overwhelmed. This week he tells me:

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “Were it not for the leaping and twinkling of 
the soul,” said psychologist Carl Jung, “human beings would rot away in 
their greatest passion, idleness.” To that edgy observation I would add 
this corollary: One of the greatest and most secret forms of idleness 
comes from being endlessly busy at unimportant tasks. If you are way too 
wrapped up in doing a thousand little things that have nothing to do with 
your life’s primary mission, you are, in my opinion, profoundly idle. All the 
above is prelude for the climactic advice of this week’s horoscope, which 
goes as follows: Give everything you have to stimulate the leaping and 
twinkling of your soul.

My husband, on the other hand, does not believe in my “whoobie joobie” but interestingly enough he always wants to hear this whoroscope of his…. He is my opposite in the above regards, he likes slow, underwhelming order and routine…This week he is told:

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Barney Oldfield (1878-1946) was a pioneer car 
racer who was the first ever to run a 100-mile-per-hour lap at the 
Indianapolis 500. He was a much better driver while setting speed records 
and beating other cars on racetracks than he was at moseying through 
regular street traffic. Why? He said he couldn’t think clearly if he was 
traveling at less than 100 miles per hour. I suspect you may temporarily 
have a similar quirk, Leo — not in the way you drive but rather in the way 
you live and work and play. To achieve maximum lucidity, you may have 
to be moving pretty fast.

To this I say, HAHA.

Rob is amazing.

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About Jani

Jani grew up a gypsy anachronism, spending her early life taming her wanderlust. She clawed her way into the real world eventually obtaining two highly unpractical degrees, two children, six figure student loans and a sarcastic wit that is matched by few. She now lives in the Walterverse where she received her MSW at a ridiculously expensive University. Her future plans are to pay for the useless extra letters after her name as a super heroine. In the event that plan doesn't "work" out, she plans to return to her roots as vagabond gypsy busking in one way or another, after her children move out. HuZzah.

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